If Only...

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

(via austinwiththeafro)

*Random conversation about [insert topic] with friends
*conversation dies down*
Friend: *looks me dead in the the eyes* “Can I cover you with chocolate and call you my big man?”

comemorninglighte:

sunsetmugging:

captainodair:

whats the html code for a social life

 <go> </outside>

404 error

(via shialablunt)

egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

(via 4ndeeee)